breakfree721:

LMAO. Oh, so true. =|

Guess who’s going to USC’s School of Public Policy for grad school this Fall? I am!!! Half tuition baby! Thank you Dean’s Merit Scholarship fund.

When I correct someone’s grammar

whatshouldberkcallme:

College

whatshouldwecallme:

In the beginning:

Second Semester Senior Year:

WHEN I ACCIDENTALLY DOZE OFF IN CLASS

howdoiputthisgently:

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"Do you think I should open a Roth IRA account?
-Anonymous"

ANSWER:

IF YOU HAVE A MOTHAFUCKIN EMPLOYER FUNDED 401K PROGRAM YOU SHOULD ALWAYS PICK DAT SHIT BEFORE YOU PICK A ROTH IRA. A ROTH IRA SHOULD BE A SECONDARY RETIREMENT PLAN FOR YOU IF YOU DON’T HAVE SOMETHING WITH YA MOTHFUCKIN CURRENT GIG, YA DIG HOMIE?

HERE’S DA PROBLEM WITH A MOTHAFUCKIN ROTH IRA ACCOUNT YOUNG BLOOD.. MOST RETIREMENT FUNDS ALLOW 12% OF YOUR TAXABLE INCOME TO BE INVESTED INTO EM, BUT A STANK PUSSY ROTH IRA ONLY ALLOWS $5000-$6000, WHICH FOR A MOTHAFUCKA MAKIN $70,000 A YEAR IS ONLY 7%. IF YOU INVEST OVER YOUR MAXIMUM CONTRIBUTION LIMIT FOR DA YEAR YOU GOTTA WITHDRAW THOSE FUNDS BEFORE FILING YOUR MOTHAFUCKIN INCOME TAXES.. OR YOU’LL BE SUBJECTED TO A 6% TAX ON DA EXCESS FUNDS. INVEST YO MONEY WISELY YOUNG BLOOD, AND KEEP IT PIMPIN…

PINK SHOE LARUE

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WHEN ITS TIME FOR SPRING SEMESTER TO START

howdoiputthisgently:

IT’S LIKE:

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When someone calls me out on interacting with people more online than in real life

whatshouldbetchescallme: