LMAO. Oh, so true. =|
Guess who’s going to USC’s School of Public Policy for grad school this Fall? I am!!! Half tuition baby! Thank you Dean’s Merit Scholarship fund.
(Source: l05t-s0ul, via thronesmeme)
ANSWER:
IF YOU HAVE A MOTHAFUCKIN EMPLOYER FUNDED 401K PROGRAM YOU SHOULD ALWAYS PICK DAT SHIT BEFORE YOU PICK A ROTH IRA. A ROTH IRA SHOULD BE A SECONDARY RETIREMENT PLAN FOR YOU IF YOU DON’T HAVE SOMETHING WITH YA MOTHFUCKIN CURRENT GIG, YA DIG HOMIE?
HERE’S DA PROBLEM WITH A MOTHAFUCKIN ROTH IRA ACCOUNT YOUNG BLOOD.. MOST RETIREMENT FUNDS ALLOW 12% OF YOUR TAXABLE INCOME TO BE INVESTED INTO EM, BUT A STANK PUSSY ROTH IRA ONLY ALLOWS $5000-$6000, WHICH FOR A MOTHAFUCKA MAKIN $70,000 A YEAR IS ONLY 7%. IF YOU INVEST OVER YOUR MAXIMUM CONTRIBUTION LIMIT FOR DA YEAR YOU GOTTA WITHDRAW THOSE FUNDS BEFORE FILING YOUR MOTHAFUCKIN INCOME TAXES.. OR YOU’LL BE SUBJECTED TO A 6% TAX ON DA EXCESS FUNDS. INVEST YO MONEY WISELY YOUNG BLOOD, AND KEEP IT PIMPIN…
PINK SHOE LARUE
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